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I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)

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It’s all fun and games till Santa checks the naughty list.
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🙂 I have lots of hidden talents.
The problem is, even I can’t find them.
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I just had a talk with myself, and things didn’t go well…
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Fact:
Never trust anyone who spells gonorrhea right on the first try.
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I’m never wrong.
Just different levels of right.
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🙂 Two reasons I don’t trust them:
1. I don’t know them
2. I know them
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The world is not full of a***holes, but they are strategically placed so you’ll come across one every day.
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What do you call an anxious dinosaur?

A nervous Rex.
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My wife is saying she’ll divorce me because I’m obsessed with television dramas.

But will she leave me? 

Find out next week…
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🙂 My wife still hasn’t told me what my New Year’s resolutions are.
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My wife and I often laugh about how competitive we are…

But I laugh more.
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My wife’s leaving me because she thinks I’m obsessed with astronomy. 

What planet is she on?
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"When you lower the music so you can find an address so you can see better."
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🙂 regarding my joke below...

this happened to me today!...we're all getting completely lost in the grocery store after the renovation. no one can find anything.
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Welcome to adulthood. You get upset when they rearrange your grocery store now.
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just the shape 🙂
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What’s your favourite thing about a stegosaurus?

Mine’s the thagomizer!

Poor Thag Simmons.
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finalllly someone asks me for the 1st time since childhood.

🙂 Stegosaurus
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What’s your favourite dinosaur?

Mine’s Plesiosaurus.
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How to save money and have fun as an adult:

SLEEP.
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When you become a grown up, people stop asking you what your favorite dinosaur is.

They don’t even care.
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Teenage me:
Don’t tell me what to do.

Adult me:
Please, for the love of God, at least give me a HINT of what to do.
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🙂 haha

I’m an adult, and I can eat whatever I want whenever I want, and I wish someone would take this power from me.
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I used to think adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong. Multiple crises. Concurrently. All at once. All the time. Forever.
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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.
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🙂 Just for once
I’d like to spiral
into control.
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😉 I feel like there's something missing in my life and I don't know if it's a person, a puppy, or just a taco.
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Why did everyone play the recorder in 4th grade? What were they training us for?
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😉 Hold on. Everything will be fine. It will only take a lifetime.
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So awkward when you meet someone you’ve stalked and don’t know whether to play it cool or ask whether they enjoyed Tahiti in 2011.
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