I decided to start a joke discussion because we as caregivers need our load lightened. We need to laugh at our own situations and those of others to take away the sting and pain we go through. If you have a joke that's racy then give a heads up at the beginning of your post for those who might not want to read your post. We need to avoid that kind of humor. Please don't come on this thread and berate anyone for their choices of humor. This is our place to let go of criticism. Thanks for sharing!!!! ;o)
You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words
“Hey everyone watch this!”
and a lot of them are really good at it.
He seemed irritated when I answered: “Kindergarten”.
I opened the door and pushed him out.
Lifeguard noticed. Blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
I put the red dot on his chest and the cat did the rest…
I overthink myself into a coma.
curiosity killed the cat.
I say…
at least the cat died knowing.
I can’t tell if it’s killing me
or it’s making me stronger.
When you can finally give your dog the backyard it deserves.
🙂🙂🌼🌼🙂🙂
When the secretary asked mom to put me on as a refural, and she said no , I couldn't stop giggling. My evil brother would have a fit if he wasn't 110 percent in charge, and I couldn't stop giggling at the insanity of it all
Then we run into my sister, who randomly had a doctors visit too, and I started to giggle again.
So thanks for the laughs today.
(bundle of joy currently experiencing this)
I’ve used up my luck for the year!
🍀🍀🍀
Me: (eating cookie dough for breakfast).
You came to the right person.
Stomach: Let’s just eat until we figure it out.
Alexa, what is the second-best revenge?
because I'm not the same person I was 4 minutes ago.
A fancy way of saying I'll put up with you forever.